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X is the female chromosome and Y is the male one. Xerneas used to be in fact, female. Yvetal was a male. But Augustine Sycamore changed everything. He was a shady Skrillex impersonator people called Sicky-sicky as a joke. But he swore he would change everything. His friend Janus Lysandre was part of his twisted operation. Alexander Zane Lysandre, Janus's father, was deprived of his memory and had his height elevated to 9 feet tall due to the dangerous radiowaves of his son's creations. Using clear stones from Augustine's childhood rock collection, they contained the powers of Xerneas and Yvetal. Since their power relied on X and Y chromosomes

"Sleep tight...don't let the bedbugs bite..." It was a harmless kids' rhyme. Peter Harrell had panic attacks every time he heard the word "bedbug". It all started 10 years ago when he was in college. His dorm was next to a very unsanitary person's and he'd gotten a bad infestation. He woke up every day with red welts all over his body, but that wasn't the worst. One day he got mad and smashed a bug to death. When he went to sleep, he heard a strange clicking sound next to him. There was a bedbug, a foot tall and 4 feet long next to him. More giant bugs crawled towards him hungrily, and dragged him away. He thrashed and yelled at the bugs, bu